Favorite films

  • Alien
  • City of God
  • The Florida Project
  • Funny Games

Recent activity

  • Excalibur


  • The Secret Garden


  • National Theatre Live: Fleabag

  • The Dark Crystal


Pinned reviews

  • Finding Jesus

    Finding Jesus


    this movie is the product of a domino effect that began when they nailed jesus to the cross

  • Bad Girl Island

    Bad Girl Island

    "whats your name?"

    "i dont have one, you can give me one"



    "yeah. its when i met you"

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Make Me a Sandwich

    Make Me a Sandwich

    i hate youtube comments i dont want to hear your stupid ass theory for a 3 minute youtube short that literally says it has a "shocking twist" in the description

  • Scenes with Beans

    Scenes with Beans

    hell is soup