The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Yo, my dad, he's not like the rest
He's kinda like a cute girl, just minus the breasts
He got a solid 4-inch dick, it's hanging and swaying
And when I get home from school, he's always laying there waiting for me to
Take off my shoes, my shirt, and my pants
And then we go to my room and do a nice little dance
I call it "sex with my dad," and don't get it wrong
I only fuck my own dad, and never my mom
I'm saying...

Ooh-ooh, I'm in love with my dad
Suckin' my dad's toes and grabbing his sack, yeah
Ooh-ooh, I'm in love with my dad
Lickin' my dads nuts, this shit is so rad, ayy

I've been fuckin' my dad since I was 18
Jugglin' nuts in my mouth and drinkin' hot pee
Garglin' dad juice and twistin' his scrote, yo
This sex with my father is like a romance book that I wrote
Flip to the last page, tell me what you see
It's some beautiful scenery of my dad cumming on me, ayy
You might say it's weird, you might say it's crass
But I disagree because I love fucking my dad, ayy
They call me mad (okay)
They say it's bad (nope)
But I say it's just fatherly love in the best way to be had
(that's right)
So catch me posted on that block, holdin' his hand
Because I love my father, and I love what's in his pants, ayy