ivy wolk

ivy wolk

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quasi-celebrity who's never made a bad joke in her life.

Favorite films

  • Happiness
  • Tangerine
  • Heathers
  • All Over Me

Recent activity

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  • Porkin' Across America

    ★★★★★

  • Windows to the Soul

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

  • Storytelling

    ★★★★½

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  • Porkin' Across America

    Porkin' Across America

    ★★★★★

    I could write ESSAYS about how the onion's digital series were an unparalleled time capsule of 2010s television that will never be so poignantly captured by satire again in our lifetime. with porkin', sex house, dr good, america's best, and of course the onion news network half hour comedy on ifc, the onion was able to literally capture and fossilize a moment in time before the ubiquity of social media when human interest/reality/daytime tv was where we got our fix…

  • Windows to the Soul

    Windows to the Soul

    this turned out awesome Bella is so talented but DAMN I have no top lip or bottom lip. a bit of trivia for you WolkHeads out there: I was really struggling with that cigarette but now I can buttchug tobacco like its no one's damn business. so much can change from mid June to mid October......

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i want addison rae as a truck stop hooker in a sean baker film. i want addison rae as abigail williams in a remake of the crucible directed by robert eggers. i want addison rae to be edited into vincent gallo’s lost masterpiece “promises written in water”. i want addison rae as an aimless french teenager in a catherine breillat pic. give me it all

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    lots of feelings. really reflecting on the chronic online-ness that has been my entire childhood and adolescence. bo burnham just gets it, always has. I'm grateful that I've gotten to come of age with bo's work. from his music, to his live specials, to eighth grade, to this. I know I'm not the only person who just feels seen by all this.