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  • history of the entire world, i guess

    history of the entire world, i guess

    ★★★★★

    hi.

    you're on a rock floating in space.

    pretty cool, huh?

    some of it's water.

    fuck it, actually most of it's water.

    i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.

    it's sad.

    i'm sad.

    i miss you.

    how did this happen?

    a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.

    when?

    never.

    makes sense, right?

    like i said, it didn't happen.

    nothing was never anywhere.

    that's why it's been everywhere.

    it's been so…

  • The Flash

    The Flash

    If I had a nickel for every time Ezra Miller was arrested for attacking someone in Hawaii, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.


    Edit: Jesus Christ…