Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Back to the Future
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Recent activity

  • Justified: City Primeval


  • Interview with the Vampire


  • Talk to Me


  • My Name Is Bruce


Recent reviews

  • Justified: City Primeval

    Justified: City Primeval


    It was great to see Raylan again. I love Justified, and I was so excited to see this back, but overall this miniseries was okay at best. Most of this new story just fell flat.

    Boyd Holbrook who plays Clement is no Boyd Crowder, played by Walton Goggins. In fact, every time Holbrook was onscreen, it was the worst. His character is so annoying, written horribly, and acted like he's trying so hard to be cool and failing miserably. Honestly,…

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire


    Broke back Vampire. "I can't quit you Tom!"

    And here I thought all of the ass slapping and shirtless volleyball from Top Gun was the most homoerotic film Tom Cruise did. Every scene it looks like Brad and Tom are about to kiss.

    Anyway, I finally watched Interview with a Vampire all the way through. I've sadly only seen bits and pieces of this throughout my years, and this had to be remedied. Honestly, I loved this movie. All of…

Popular reviews

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    The Boring Identity.

    Part of the Netflix algorithm formula for success action trilogy. Follow the CIA's most generic, good looking, one line quipping floppy dick as he beds, shoots, and runs his way to 'oh yeah i think i watched that but I already forgot' on Netflix. Stay tuned for the next two in this series: the Boring Ultimatem, and the Boring Supremacy.

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2

    Don’t Breathe 2 and the Chamber of Turkey Basters
    Don’t Breathe 3 and the Prisoner of Blind Rapists
    Don’t Breathe 4 and the Goblet of Semen
    Don’t Breathe 5 and Order of the Baster
    Don’t Breathe 6 and the Half-Blood Turkey Baster
    Don’t Breathe 7 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 1
    Don’t Breathe 8 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 2