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  • Where the Wild Things Are

    Where the Wild Things Are

    ★★★★★

    “Carol, did you know the sun is gonna die?”

    “What? I never heard that... Oh, come on. That can't happen. I mean you're the king, and look at me, I'm big! How can guys like us worry about a tiny little thing like the sun, hmm?”

    What movie captures childhood better than this? All the highs and lows, fears and doubts... all the reckless imagination. Where the Wild Things Are is a very important film to me, and watching it…

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    i would simply go home and fuck my wife, Nicole Kidman

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  • Choose You

    Choose You

    watched here. i feel like the actual Choose Your Own Adventure gimmick would have been fun to experience but watching it after the fact was only beneficial because of Michael Shannon playing Avicii.

  • The Wendell Baker Story

    The Wendell Baker Story

    ★★★

    a movie directed by Luke and Future Man, with a very fun cast and decent script riddled with tonal and pacing issues - can’t hate it but i wish i loved it.

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  • Meet the Robinsons

    Meet the Robinsons

    While some don't enjoy it, I will always have a soft spot in my heart for this time-travel-centric Disney flick that has gone on to be seemingly lost in time and space.

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    Alright. Lemme try and find the words to express the wonderful mindfuck that is Swiss Army Man.

    A film that's going around the Sundance film festival as "the Daniel Radcliffe farting corpse movie directed by the Turn Down For What Guys," Swiss Army Man is getting a bad rep. It should be stated that this isn't a movie meant for a bunch of pre-brunch old folks that probably went into the first showing of this expecting a dramatic tale of…