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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    there wasn't any way this creative team could have followed up The Dark Knight, and i think that was understood by them so instead they went the route of creating a bombastic spectacle, as equal parts awe-inspiring as it is bloated. it's a hot mess, but it's one i enjoy greatly while acknowledging its faults, despite it being weaker than i remembered on this rewatch.

    for every positive with the film there's an equal negative unfortunately. christian bale is at…

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    ★★★½

    the edit of the guy getting a knife thrown into his face and the next shot being a closeup of a dartboard > all of the editing choices in Baby Driver

    no printer here, just fax

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★½

    hi, i'm oscar. i'd just like to submit this as my application to receive my membership card for the "People Who Know They Loved This Film But Need Time To Think About It / Rewatch It Before Leaving A Full Review," Club. thank you!

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    so this is a movie that takes the inspiring tale of the original Mulan that tells little girls they can do anything if they put their mind and effort into it and instead says "actually she can only do this stuff because she has the Force lol." what a goddamn joke.

    for one thing, it feels like they skipped over the whole gender-swapping aspect of the original as fast as possible to avoid showing anything even bordering on queer because…