spike jonze is my biological father. my favorite genre is horror, because shit's bananas and i love it.

Favorite films

  • Her
  • Evil Dead II
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • American Movie

Recent activity

  • Scream 2


  • Scream


  • Halloween Kills


  • Faith Under Fire


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    The Rise of Skywalker of horror films. hey, I remember Halloween (1978) ! plotless, pointless and trying so hard to seem epic it's embarrassing. the movie can't even have fun with the concept of The Shape slicing through Haddonfield for a whole movie because of how self-important and mythical it thinks it's being... just so lame. fuck, man.

  • Old


    i'm asking you desperately m. night, stop casting yourself as crucial characters in your movies, PLEASE.

    thematically interesting but execution-wise, it's braindead; Shyamalan is swinging for the fences with some wild ideas and bizarrely offputting cinematography but when you factor in all the elements that don't come together like the disgustingly awkward and clunky script, ridiculously bad acting (gael whyyyy), shots that seem to struggle to keep characters in frame as well as in focus, these oddball directorial decisions instead…

Popular reviews

  • Super 8

    Super 8


    stranger things: yo can i copy your homework?

    super 8: yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look like you just copied me

    stranger things: lol i started a new trend of 80's nostalgia baiting and am widely regarded as one of the most popular television shows of modern times

    super 8: fuck, i've been forgotten by almost every person on the planet

  • Music


    what tries to be an emotionally heartfelt and personal story ends up turning into Riding the Bus With Ms. Sia reeeeeeally quick.

    not sure what the point of this even existing is ? seems like Sia wanted to provide some kind of exploration or representation for people who live with autism and show that they're "beautiful in their own way," so the movie's solution is to have these little musical numbers that completely grind the pacing of the movie to…