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Favorite films

  • Restrepo
  • Micmacs
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Eagle vs Shark

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★½

  • Fall

    ★★★½

  • Lapsis

    ★★★★½

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

    Fantastic

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★½

    The scariest part was when some kids crept into the stables with some masks on.

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  • Buried

    Buried

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The whole movie is set in a box that this guy is buried in. He has a cell phone which he can use and a few other things. It is pretty tense for a movie set in a box. But the story goes no where. He manages to call someone who says they are going to rescue him. WRONG BOX, HE DROWNS IN SAND FILLING UP HIS BOX. MOVIE FINISHES, I FEEL DEPRESSED FOR NEXT 2 DAYS... THIS IS MY REVENGE.

  • Somewhere

    Somewhere

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You know you are in trouble when the opening scene is watching a black Ferrari do laps of a racecourse from a single static angle for 4 or so minutes. This film seems to be more about the anguish of being a Hollywood actor for other Hollywood actors. Wonderfully shot, but I think the script would have only been 2 pages long.

    I am further disappointed how the film tried to create some sort of "happy" ending which is what…