Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • Antichrist
  • First Reformed
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Recent activity

  • Pearl


  • M3GAN


  • Grease


  • Wind River


Recent reviews

  • Pearl



    Ah fuck, I forgot to review this when I finally watched it in my regularly-scheduled December depressive episode.

    I'll circle back, but lemme just say my strongest commentary I can recall to provide at the moment is "that monologue was way too fuckin' long."

  • M3GAN



    'M3GAN' is exemplary of one of my favorite things a horror film can do; it's a concept that can be enjoyed as a surface-level film sought for the adrenaline rush, as well as an artistic interpretation of how social media and other smart devices can hinder and cripple us from the emotional human experience when used as a coping mechanism.

    Plus, I didn't see the new Chucky, but I'd still bet this is the superior doll that dies and comes back looking scarier each time over and over in the third act.

Popular reviews

  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club


    for years upon years ive always wondered about old peoples fascination with this movie and that shaggy guy with a birdnose and baggy clothes pumping his fist in the air.
    i get it now.

  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust


    "Hey, intentionally malicious and violent acts are being done on camera to shock audiences these days - let's make a movie to point out this exploitation!"

    *intentionally does malicious and violent acts that are being done to shock the audience for a movie about how that's supposed to be wrong*