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  • Class of 1984

    ★★½

  • New Nightmare

    ★★★★

  • Wall Street

    ★★★★

  • The Game

    ★★★½

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  • Class of 1984

    Class of 1984

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    While this had an extremely satisfying and rewarding ending to a story of scumbag bullies getting their comeuppance, it still left a sour taste for me. It’s true that these kinds of people exist but I don’t know…I just disliked the movie in general. I think the movie was too black and white for who’s good and who’s evil. There was absolutely no humanity to the bullies and in real life there would be. I think in the overall context…

  • New Nightmare

    New Nightmare

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “So it’s still a dream?”
    “Nope, real life. No…wait, dream!” 
    “And the movie set?”
    “Real and dream but also movie set in a script.”
    “And the actors?”
    “You mean characters?”
    “I mean the people in the script.”
    “The characters are actors, but also actors who are characters, and the actors are actors and the director is also an actor and also a character and director.”
    “…I see…”
    “Also the writer.”
    “Yeah…I got that.”
    “Also the movie is the movie inside…

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  • Wall Street

    Wall Street

    ★★★★

    While Douglas does own Sheen in overall acting chops in Wall Street, it is a treat anytime Gordon Gecko and Bud Fox are in the same room together playing verbal chess.

  • The Return of the Living Dead

    The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★★

    Return of the Living Dead is like if Army of the Darkness’s skelton resurrection scene met up with The Re-Animator series and had a threesome with the ideology and sound of the Sex Pistols. The offspring of that sadistic holy trinity would then have to die a mutilating and cold death only to then be reborn from the graves from which the lords of punk lay. Above the grave where the now born, then dead, then alive again child stand…