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  • The House

    ★★★★½

  • Black Bear

    ★★★★½

  • Shadow of a Doubt

    ★★★★

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    ★½

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    i really wanted to make it through this movie to write a fair and reasonable review. but it has been eleven minutes and 30 seconds, the absolute longest fucking eleven and 30 seconds of my LIFE. 11 minutes, 30 seconds. i spent a third of that time watching the bridge of leonardo decaprio’s nose as he spoke. hearing sound effects made on a LeapFrog. watching graphics i can only assume were ripped from paul blart mall cop. gettingwhiplash from the…

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    ★½

    really upset that simon is voiced by matthew gray gubler