Favorite films

  • Freeway
  • Boogie Nights
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • Election

Recent activity

  • The Room

  • Pauline at the Beach


  • Mallrats


  • Scrapper


Pinned reviews

  • Drugstore Cowboy

    Drugstore Cowboy


    you ever see a man so fine you want to die

  • Serendipity



    when i was younger my mom would drive the 15 minutes to church every sunday, where my brother and i sat yawning and unimpressed by the sermons and the group singing sessions. 

    the question of religion comes up a lot now that i’m older. i always go quiet, unable to contribute in a way that makes any sense.

    because how do i explain that i believe in god—not one that takes the shape of a man and lives only in…

Recent reviews

  • The Room

    The Room

    this is how i imagine it feels to sit through the fake movies from entourage

  • Pauline at the Beach

    Pauline at the Beach


    not top tier rohmer to me and i disliked everyone except pauline but i love the themes and the summer horniness

Popular reviews

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


    did he just call his dick his “member”????? what in the wattpad hell....

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    rosamund pike could punch me in the face and i would say thank you