Thomas 🀟🏼

Thomas 🀟🏼

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26 β€’ he/him β€’ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·
perpetually wilheim screaming

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead Rise
  • The Evil Dead
  • Fast X
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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  • Iron Man 2

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  • Evil Dead Rise

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  • The Evil Dead

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  • The Incredible Hulk

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  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

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    Third watch. Jasmin Savoy Brown is severely underrated. That is all.

  • Sisu

    Sisu

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    A tight hour and a half of an old dude killing nazis. It doesn’t get much better than that.

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  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

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    If there’s one thing I’ve proven, it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.Β 

    The Senate hearing scene is a work of art.

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A sick homage to the original. Evil Dead Rise manages to give a fresh take on the formula that made Raimi’s β€˜81 film a cult classic. I was skeptical at first, thanks to some questionable dialogue and meant-to-die characters, but the film really managed to subvert my expectations. Lee Cronin surprised me with every story beat despite the events of the film unfolding quite similarly to its predecessor. It was fun, imaginative and terrifyingly whacky, which is exactly what you’d…

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

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    Petition for Disney+ to release a short film about Yelena customizing her vest πŸ“

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

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    Oh, you don’t think this is an incredible origin story? I missed the part where that’s my problem.