Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Apr 2023

  Third watch. Jasmin Savoy Brown is severely underrated. That is all.

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  Sisu 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2023 3

  A tight hour and a half of an old dude killing nazis. It doesn’t get much better than that.

Recent reviews

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  Iron Man 2 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 25 May 2023

  If there’s one thing I’ve proven, it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself. 

  The Senate hearing scene is a work of art.

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 May 2023 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  A sick homage to the original. Evil Dead Rise manages to give a fresh take on the formula that made Raimi’s ‘81 film a cult classic. I was skeptical at first, thanks to some questionable dialogue and meant-to-die characters, but the film really managed to subvert my expectations. Lee Cronin surprised me with every story beat despite the events of the film unfolding quite similarly to its predecessor. It was fun, imaginative and terrifyingly whacky, which is exactly what you’d…

Popular reviews

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  Black Widow 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jul 2021 18

  Petition for Disney+ to release a short film about Yelena customizing her vest 📝

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2021 18

  Oh, you don’t think this is an incredible origin story? I missed the part where that’s my problem.