Eternals

Eternals ★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

since all I can think about when I watch a movie now is what I’m gonna post on this hellsite, here’s what I came up with during the movie:

Wanda deserves an apology, Druig did the same thing she did to Westview but he did it on purpose and he did it for years!! 

First Marvel movie to have a sex scene since Iron Man? I see why they stopped, that was super cringe. 

I identify strongly with Richard Madden during the climax of the film. Not the world extinction stuff, just that I’d also fly into the sun if Gemma Chan was disappointed in me. 

Bro it was so obvious Richard Madden was a bad guy. “i CaMe CaUSe oF thE eaRthQuAKe”, stfu

Kumail’s Bollywood dance was everything ❤️

I love you Harry Styles but that mid credits scene was so lame :/


Okay quick little actual review, I had a lot of fun with this, I thought it was Marvel’s most daring film in a while. It doesn’t allot enough time to each of its characters and it doesn’t do enough with its themes given how immense they’re meant to be but there’s plenty of laughs and plenty of gorgeous people to look at.

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