you can't put a corrupt sea captain's torrid love affair with the goddess of the sea as a major plot point in your film and not expect me to give it 5 stars i don't give a fuck

that’s what going to the dentist is like

i'm watching the commentary version and,

taika: we're kinda far into the movie, does anyone watch the commentary past this point?
jemaine: no. i don't. i always turn it off
taika: maybe there's like a film student listening. we'll do it for that one person

thanks, guys

listen...i don't want kids, but if sunny pawar showed up at my front door and asked me to adopt him, i would cry, drop everything, and raise him into a wonderful young man