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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    booty shorts that say Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and…

  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    ★★★★★

    even when i have nothing i have john mulaney specials and that's what keeps me alive

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  • Black Is King

    Black Is King

    ★★★★

    @beyoncé hey queen! girl, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us and doing it flawlessly!

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

    ½

    imagine playing the most complex character in euphoria and then going back to the kissing booth. jacob sweetie im so sorry