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  • The Northman

    ★★★★½

  • The Batman

    ★★★★

  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★★

  • Moneyball

    ★★★★½

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    Viking Lion King if Simba’s mom was Livia Soprano. Very good (plus you see a little pussy hair)

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Movie was pretty entertaining but gadam did Batman’s bitch ass get worked the whole movie. He didn’t stop a single one of the riddlers plans. The only “crime fighting” he did was beating up some Puerto Rican jugalos in the subway and a few Italians in a night club.  Otherwise it was L after L for this man. He let Alfred get touched in his own home, found out his dad was corrupt/mom had bpd, and DID NOT get pussy…

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  • Casino

    Casino

    ★★★★★

    I want to apologize for my prior reviews. I understand now that they were disgusting. From now on, I promise to conform to Letterboxd’s community standards. I also want to apologize for the 5 star rating, which is an error I made last night and I can’t change. 

    I don’t think Casino deserves 5 stars. I certainly don’t think it’s one of the best movies ever made by one the greatest directors of all time. I don’t think the contrast…

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★★

    The best marvel movie by a mile! An incredible achievement from Taika Waititi who turned the Thor franchise from some bootleg, wooden, wannabe Shakespeare shit, into a genuinely sentimental and hilarious movie. He gets incredible performances from the whole cast. Hemsworth shows real charm and comedic chops for the first time as Thor, cate Blanchett is terrifying as Hela and it’s impossible not to develop a crush on Tessa Thompson’s bi icon Valkyrie. The small roles are just as memorable:…