The Batman

The Batman ★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Movie was pretty entertaining but gadam did Batman’s bitch ass get worked the whole movie. He didn’t stop a single one of the riddlers plans. The only “crime fighting” he did was beating up some Puerto Rican jugalos in the subway and a few Italians in a night club.  Otherwise it was L after L for this man. He let Alfred get touched in his own home, found out his dad was corrupt/mom had bpd, and DID NOT get pussy from the hottest woman in the universe even though she was clearly tryna wrap those claws around his pink ass dick. Embarrassing. 

(Zoe Kravitz if you’re reading this I would help you k*ll anyone, whether it was ur absentee mob boss father or just a guy that sort of annoyed you one time)