staypuffed Patron

"whose body is this?
who am I?"

Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • Porco Rosso
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

Recent activity

  • Son of Godzilla

  • The House of Yes

  • Gunsmith Cats

  • Batman

Recent reviews

  • Bait


    the phoebe tonkin report for my fellow tonkinheads: her character starts out as a rebellious shoplifter, repeatedly tells her cop father to "piss off" and, to my joy, gets a moment of selfless heroism where she wards off a shark by hitting it in the head with a meat tenderiser. amazing stuff, no notes.

  • Scream


    not good. sidney and neve campbell innocent.

Popular reviews

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    How this cinematic triumph didn't win every Academy Award, I'll never know.

  • Boy



    "I don't remember you! You weren't there! You weren't there when he was born! You weren't there when she died! Where were you?"

    A touching exploration of the surprisingly close connection between childhood and adulthood. One may think they're wildly different. The former is typically perceived as a time of innocence, naivety and playfulness, while the latter as a period of harsher truths. But as our protagonist, Boy, awaits the return of his absent father, writer/director Taikia Waititi highlights the…