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  • David Byrne's American Utopia
  • Lady in the Water
  • Voyage of Time: Life's Journey
  • Speed Racer

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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★½

  • Lady in the Water

    ★★★★★

  • The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★★½

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  • Lady in the Water

    Lady in the Water

    ★★★★★

    The longer I went on with this stream of consciousness review, the more I realized it is indeed a masterpiece to me. It's a movie where I completely understand why people hate it, but in these past couple of months I've seemed to have an attraction to movies like that because my usual reaction is never boredom or indifference, it's love or hate. And at the end of the day I just want to feel strongly about the movies I…

  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★★

    Going to try and give some more fleshed out thoughts on this. If you haven't seen it, maybe it is best not to read this because I think the first time you see this film you should go in completely blind! Also we had 2 different walkouts from two couples tonight😂.

    So Titane... Alot to unpack with this one. Even if you're not focusing on what this one means thematically I think you'll still really love the assault on the…

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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★½

    Hell yeah to basically all of this, but specifically that B/W Uma Thurman fight sequence. She was on her white woman Kiryu Kazuma shit just merking fools! The final act is particularly spectacular and I was not expecting Anime Tarantino.

    This is probably a 5 bagger on rewatch but I loved it.

    The amount of fun QT has making this film is palpable. And I have fun with him!

  • The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

    The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

    Respect to anyone who did this race but I'd rather just stay at home and smoke weed and play disc golf.

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  • PVT Chat

    PVT Chat

    ★★★½

    Thank God theaters are closed cuz they would've Peewee Herman'd my ass for this one

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★

    Imagine you had the most annoying Seth Rogen character ever behind you during a movie but he's 4 times as high and won't stop laughing at people walking through a fucking door during a horror movie like this.

    Okay now that I have your attention...

    Imagine someone that's at least twice as annoying as what I just described. This was the buffoon who sat behind me during the screening and caused me to switch my seats twice and sit away…