Dr. Tongue has arrived.
It's time to kickoff my Halloween 2022 movie marathon. What a cool (?) way to start.
The party scene at the beginning is relentless. Just god awful music. This movie doesn't really get going until halfway through and by that point you go, "Hm. Sure is a lack of draculas in this movie."
The ending is incredibly goofy but fun.
It's very funny to me that this movie is shot the way it is to keep the killer's identity a mystery only to then reveal it ten seconds after Pamela's first appearance. Bravo.
The editing is non-existent. No, motherfucker. You're gonna buckle the fuck down and WATCH her make a pot of coffee. You're gonna watch her board up that door with all the furniture in the cabin. Immersive like a Sony game. Some serious "Press Triangle to open the…