Will Steele

Will Steele Pro

An English teacher once called me “one of life’s great wafflers” and she might’ve been onto something with that…

Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • The Truman Show
  • A Matter of Life and Death
  • Before Sunset

Recent activity

  • Fire Island


  • Black Christmas


  • Suffragette


  • Maestro


Pinned reviews

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things


    They say the more we learn, the less we know. A notion one can cling to just to stay afloat amidst a sea of troubles. The world begins as this wonderful playpen in which we stumble to a stand, toddle to a walk, and mumble in order to talk. When our appetite for adventure awakens, shelter can become a prison. Our faculties advance and we long for the wide blue yonder. Yet the expanse beyond home can be cruel and…

  • Saltburn



    Saltburn sounds strange but it makes absolute sense. A flavour that sizzles. That’s how Emerald Fennel’s Ripley homage operates. It is seductive but ultimately acidic. It is as craven as it is cruel. We are struck by the aristocratic allure of it all. The enticing lust of luxury, and we are left with the catastrophic outcome of such uninhibited decadence. 

    Your tolerance for oblique excess shall be tested to its limits, but if you can endure frivolity at its finest,…

Recent reviews

  • Maestro



    Maestro’s greatest strength is that it is brilliant, but it’s fatal flaw is that it knows all too well that it is so. No more apt a word is there to describe this film than smug. It is high on its own supply. Bradley Cooper tallying 9 Oscar nominations to date charged towards the prospect of a Leonard Bernstein biopic knowing how irresistible it would to the Academy. He ticks every box, then draws a few new ones, and ticks…

  • Napoleon



    thanks for spoiling the ending, ABBA

Popular reviews

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see the villain become nanobot herpes

  • Spider-Man



    I both adore and detest how this now plays like a nonstop meme compilation