I've always dreamed of classic cars and movie screens

Favorite films

  • Mad Max 2
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • Frances Ha
  • Attack the Block

Recent activity

  • Pompeii


  • Bottoms


  • Brick Mansions

  • Joy Ride


Recent reviews

  • Pompeii



    Pretty much exactly what I wanted from a Paul WS Anderson Gladiator rip-off.

  • Bottoms



    The one to beat for 2023 in my book. I was ready to watch it again as soon as it ended, which is about as big a compliment I can give to any movie.

Popular reviews

  • Kill the Irishman

    Kill the Irishman

    This movie is like if the montages from Goodfellas were an hour and forty minutes long. And set in Cleveland. And terrible.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Still early, but this feels like the one to beat for 2022. A lot of ink has been spilled about how rare it is for a studio to spend $90m on something this idiosyncratic and alienating. I mean, compared to Eggers' first two features, a Viking revenge saga is an outright crowdpleaser, but the film still feels challenging and thoughtful while also aiming for spectacle and some semblance of popcorn entertainment.

    I'm sure dissertations will be written about Eggers filmography,…