Stephen

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Do, or do not. There is no try.” | 25

Favorite films

  • Oppenheimer
  • Poor Things
  • May December
  • Anatomy of a Fall

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  • The Cider House Rules

    ★★

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★½

  • The Parallax View

    ★★★★½

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★½

    “Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.”
    “No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?!”

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

    The nose plays!

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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★★

    Listen, all you had to say was Matt Damon and Adam Driver are gonna fight each other with big giant swords and I would’ve paid $200 for a ticket

  • Righteous Kill

    Righteous Kill

    ★½

    “Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna poke out your fuckin eyes with my dick, ya fuck.”

    ^ This is an actual quote from the movie