Stephen Patron

Do, or do not. There is no try.” | 25

Favorite films

  • Oppenheimer
  • Poor Things
  • May December
  • Anatomy of a Fall

Recent activity

  • The Cider House Rules


  • Die Hard


  • The Parallax View


  • Ocean's Thirteen


Recent reviews

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    “Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.”
    “No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?!”

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen


    The nose plays!

Popular reviews

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    Listen, all you had to say was Matt Damon and Adam Driver are gonna fight each other with big giant swords and I would’ve paid $200 for a ticket

  • Righteous Kill

    Righteous Kill


    “Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna poke out your fuckin eyes with my dick, ya fuck.”

    ^ This is an actual quote from the movie