John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

Late night showtime. Just me and my other Wick Bros laughing at the absurdity of it all. Guys being dudes. 

This was a very fun theater experience and I did generally like the movie (and all the John Wick’s) but it’s an absolute atrocity that this is 130 minutes long! Give me 90 minutes of Keanu pwning noobs or GTFO. Also, it’s very funny that this movie glorifies guns so much but we all just give it a pass because...Keanu Reeves? I don’t care. Guns are pretty cool and Keanu shooting guns and blasting heads is pretty cool, but nonetheless the celebration of these movies by, essentially, everyone is a little perplexing. All I’m saying is I’m surprised I don’t see more thinkpieces about it.