Steven Burnley

yo homie, is that my briefcase?

Favorite films

  • Casino
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Showgirls
  • Ocean's Eleven

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  • The Last Airbender

  • Marry Me

    ★★

  • Glass

    ★★★★

  • Monster Hunter

    ★★★★

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  • Terminator Salvation

    Terminator Salvation

    ★★★

    This movie is totally inexplicable. There are exactly two cool ideas. The first is a human that doesn’t know he’s a robot becoming the unwitting Judas to John Connor’s Christ figure, which rocks. The second is a moment in the first act where Connor muses out loud about whether killing Kyle Reese would reset the timeline, and what that would mean for the war against Skynet. Apparently Worthington’s character was supposed to be a Ben Hur type, which is a…

  • Madonna: Ciao, Italia! - Live from Italy

    Madonna: Ciao, Italia! - Live from Italy

    i just want you to know that if you’re ever talking to me, i’m not listening, i’m thinking about that thing madonna does with her hips during the chorus of open your heart

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  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    i’ve been loving a lot of shyamalan movies recently, i had to make sure I still hated this

  • Marry Me

    Marry Me

    ★★

    “What if two people got married and then fell in love?” I don’t know, ask Tom Cruise and Renée Zellwegger you stupid bastard. This was kind of cute though. Not good, but cute. JLo and Wilson were good.

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  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    ★★★

    public domain avengers

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★

    Well, my first reaction is holy shit this guy is an incredible craftsmen. I always knew he was an excellent musician and performer, but the man can write, edit, and DP. He’s a captivating on screen presence and he never feels dishonest or smarmy. 

    My second reaction is I’m not sure what my reaction is, or is supposed to be. There doesn’t really seem to have a thesis, and it’s not really very funny. I don’t think it was supposed…