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b. July 3rd, 1926

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  • Pusher II: With Blood on My Hands

    Pusher II: With Blood on My Hands

    ★★★★★

    KEEP P̶O̶R̶T̶L̶A̶N̶D̶ COPENHAGEN WEIRD

  • The Personal History of David Copperfield

    The Personal History of David Copperfield

    ★★★½

    It pains me to review a movie by using its own dialogue against it, but "No, I don't care for whimsy. Sorry." just too perfectly captures my sentiments. B list actors gave underwhelming performances that might have belonged to D list actors, had you not been in the know. Dev Patel seemed out of his element, disconnected from his character, and ultimately gave a fine but forgettable performance. There is nothing good or bad to say about this movie, it joins the ever-expanding category of expensive movies made only to exist.

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  • The Skin I Live In

    The Skin I Live In

    ★★★★

    Pure Spanish chaos.

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★

    The Blair Witch Project; or Move Your Feet Not Your Mouth; or Why Broads Don't Make Docs; or Toxic Threesomes: How to Know When to End Things.