The Squid and the Whale

The Squid and the Whale ★★★★½

Fucking hell, Eisenberg plays a teenager who has a Mother and the Whore poster in his room at his dad's house. No fucking wonder he's a pretentious, sexist, and contemptible shit.

This is why I won't have fucking kids, I know I'm mean-spirited, snotty, and selfish as Jeff Daniels is here and I'm gonna end up enabling Eisenbergs and crushing Kleins. Fuck that.

Half a star taken away for portraying an entire fucking school and family not knowing "Hey You" by Pink Floyd