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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Roman Holiday
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Before Sunset

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  • Luca

    ★★★★½

  • Bowfinger

    ★★★½

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★½

  • Cocaine Bear

    ★★★★

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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★

    GOOOOOOOD STINKEEEEEEEEEEEE

    (blockbuster b-movie trash-movie oddity. the apotheosis narratively and tonally of the star wars prequels - the most satisfying combination of the previous films' sci-fi action, politics, camp, and engrossingly bad filmmaking.

    initially seeming detriments to the series, the characterization of darth vader and the inclusion of politics here are some of the film's strongest attributes. in the original series, darth vader was a cool, badass motherfucker. here, he's exposed for what he is - a fucking loser.

    he's…

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  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

    ★★★★½

    NAAAAAAHHH STINKEEEEEEE (80s horror with a dark comedic streak.

    An escalating miasma of madness and gore, with truly unsettling depictions of humanity in a degraded state, body and mind.

    Anchored by Jeffrey Combs’ charismatic performance as the arrogant genius Reanimator himself, Herbert West.)

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    NOOOOOOOO STINKEEEEEEE (Puss in Boots sequel. Visually, a great expansion of Spider-Verse’s experimentation with frame rate, with the addition of wild, exciting perspective distortion.

    Strong, satisfying character work and plot too, but my appreciation for the film is diminished by the fact that the dialogue is packed with modern comedy cliches.)

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  • This Unnameable Little Broom

    This Unnameable Little Broom

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (surrealist stop motion nightmare. ugly-beautiful. taps into something deep and disturbing. those bugs! that music! that trike! dandelion puff soup.)

  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (classic 50's thriller in the american south. really stands the test of time.

    this must be a classic example of southern gothic - the storyline, following displaced children, death, menacing adults, fits right in line with gothic roots. obviously major references to twain with the kids going down the river ((david gordon green's undertow i now see is MAJORLY inspired by this movie)). also seemed to be german expressionism vibes here - not just in the long shadows,…