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  • Dune
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  • Dune
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  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • Jodorowsky's Dune

  • Dune

    ★★★★★

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★½

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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★½

    i am fucking speechless. I’m gonna probably delete this and come back to do a real review lol but I just wanted to broadcast to this godforsaken app that this movie is phenomenal, crying and shaking when i came out and this time that’s not a joke. It will not resonate to that degree with everyone obv but this is a masterful ass film and it is IMPORTANT and Jodie Comer is BRILLIANT and everyone sucks for not believing women. Go see it

  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    ★★★½

    This show was at its best when it was a small town character study and a metaphor for religious fanaticism/cultism, and at its worst when it was a blatant mouthpiece for Mike Flanagan’s thoughts that he didn’t have the restraint to keep out of the script. Thoughts that, to me, often read as nothing more than tumblr-esque dialogue that rambled on so long that the meaning got lost. And I like a good monologue as much as the next guy…

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Remind me never to make a video about something with this much hype ever again

    If I was chatting with any of you about it and dropped off the face of the earth I’m sorry😭😭 I have Dune fatigue (official diagnosis). Dune sweetie I love you but I need some space I’m going back to Caladan. I’ve missed y’all I hope everyone’s been watching good movies!

  • Jodorowsky's Dune

    Jodorowsky's Dune

    I could go on a long angry rant about how much I hate how biased and delusional this was but I’ll just say this: I’m sure Denis wanted to make a 10 hour version of Dune too, but he lives on planet Earth and doesn’t think he’s God, so he got to make the best Dune adaptation yet and Jodorowsky got a pretentious documentary

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★

    I’m writing this walking home feeling a little giddy?! What is happening?! Have I been turned into a Halloween stan in the last day? Maybe a little😳 I hope long time fans will have me. and if you ever hear me calling Michael daddy, mind your business!

    The person next to me in the theater said “this is literally a fan fic” and that’s the perfect way to describe this. Some of the stupidest wildest shit I’ve ever seen happens…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    We’re sorry, Sydney is not available to review this movie because she has died. 


    (But actually I am seeing it again tomorrow and will have a vid up soon)