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Actress Maggie Smith won an Academy Award for playing an actress who didn’t win an Academy Award. An icon.

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  • Titanic
  • Weekend
  • Atonement
  • Belle

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  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    ★★★★★

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

  • Jigsaw

    ★½

  • Saw 3D

    ★★★

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    How many times will I see Barbie (2023) in theaters?

    *Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls voice* THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!

  • Rope

    Rope

    ★★★★★

    I just wanna find a man who will host a dinner party with me after we murdered someone and hid their body in a wooden chest. 🥺 Is that too much to ask?

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  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    ★★★★★

    Kinda an amazing experience watching this in the same place where I walked to get my high school diploma, with a live orchestra, and a crowd cheering the whole entire time.

    I hope they do the rest of the series, because I will be seated for every single one of them.

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Saw but make it topical!!

    On paper this should be a cool idea, using the themes of police corruption for the reason a copycat Jigsaw killer returns. But this film does absolutely nothing with that premise and somehow makes this tedious and boring ass movie.

    The traps are forgettable and uninventive, the performances aren’t good, and that ending was just plain atrocious. Easily my least favorite in this entire franchise.

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    I hated this.

    There was a cool premise: the idea of these people staying at this house that has dark secrets. It’s intriguing. The first act I was really into. There’s some cool camera work throughout, a nice buildup of suspense early on and a couple jump scares that are executed effectively. Unfortunately, after that it all just becomes exhausting to watch, the big “reveal” bugged me for a lot of reasons, but mostly because I feel the way it’s…

  • Marry Me

    Marry Me

    ★★★★

    I absolutely loved this. It’s a typical romantic comedy about two people who are completely different falling in love with each other, nothing new, but it’s execution is so well done that it didn’t need to be anything more than that. Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson have cute chemistry with each other that makes this fun to watch. Plus, the soundtrack is just fantastic and each song perfectly fits the story.

    I just know when this gets released on BluRay…