I really like horror movies. 

I also host a podcast about horror movies called “Forsaken Cinema”. It’s dumb, but you should listen to it.

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Slither
  • Color Out of Space
  • The Void

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Recent reviews

  • Smile



    Yeah, it’s derivative and a bit predictable. And more than a couple of the jump scares felt forced and unnecessary. But I managed to have fun with this anyway. It was effectively creepy most of the time and the monster at the end was pretty cool.  Oh, and I thought the score was fantastic!

    Not the best of the year, but it’s definitely worth checking out.

  • Night of the Demons

    Night of the Demons


    It’s October, all of my decorations are up, I’m sipping vodka from my favorite M&M coffee mug while watching Linnea Quigley shove a lipstick tube through her nipple, fully possessed Angela float through the halls of the Hull House, and a random old man eat a razor blade infested apple pie.

    It is Halloween time for certain, bitches.

Popular reviews

  • Proteus



    My wife and I got married with no money and no plan. We met, split up, got back together, and were married all within a one and a half year span, and quickly had our first kid. We were essentially poor in those first 2 years and had no way to watch anything that came out, until a close friend bought me a laptop. In the first 2 months of our marriage, I figured out how to steal movies off…

  • Re-Animator



    I'm really drunk and this is the best horror movie ever made.