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  • Lords of Chaos

    Lords of Chaos

    ★★

    "This has to be wrapping up..." *checks time and sees there's another hour and 10 minutes, eyeballs explode*

    Um, at least it accurately portrays how dumb these kids were. There are hints at a version of this movie that you could take seriously, but with Akerlund at the helm, it's D.O.A. An utter slog.

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★★

    The first 15 minutes of this film floored me and I wished it was just that for it's entire run time, but it isn't, and it does kind of run out of steam, but whatever. Never thought I'd say the phrase, "Could use less story," but here we are. People have told me my entire life to just have fun with movies and I guess this is the series where I'm able to do that (Mission Impossible Fallout is a terrible film). I hope they make these until me or Keanu or Stahelski are dead.

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  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum

    ★★★★

    Truly can't tell whether this is Harmony's weirdest or most commercial film, or somehow both. I'm not even sure how this film even exists at all. Surprising, bizarre, hilarious, singular, what a trip... Features the best performances of Jonah Hill and Zac Efron's careers. This movie is going to make $1. I think I loved it.

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★★

    Every day is mother! day.