A list of things I noted throughout the film and repeatedly laughed at:

• Kylo is literally Ross Geller 
• Is there just like a love triangle (maybe square) with Rey and everyone now?
• Can Star Wars not have any fully serious scenes anymore? Does kitschy humor always have to be thrown in?
• I can see every commercialized item in this film Disney thought of
• I feel like this film went nowhere fast, as my boyfriend @JakLukeSharp pointed out, much the same as Mad Max: Fury Road
• Vaguely capturing and mildly entertaining because it’s Star Fucking Wars but wow I feel like it was a cop out 
• Why did Carrie Fisher fly through space like fucking Superman?

Something good for a change:

• BB8 - magnificent as always and continually the best part of these films