A 70-year-old movie about a 135-year-old circulation war populated with forgotten 19th century celebrities that’s hilariously relevant in 2020. An 83-minute tribute to the power of words. Words spoken, words written, words typeset, words printed.

“The press is good or evil, according to the character of those who direct it.”

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A comedy of remarriage for the age of retweets. Pitch: “What if Date Night, but funny? And also: What if Eyes Wide Shut, but funny?”

And it is funny. And that is enough.

Another Bong hit.

Two names. Two boyfriends. Two best friends. Two semesters. Two school plays. Two dances. Two parties. Two distinct relationships with her parents. Two potential colleges. Two churches. And a hundred million kajillion tears for the scene at the airport.