The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies ★★

It takes a lot to make a war
And even then it’s a total bore
An eagle here, a big orc there
But so what dude, who really cares?
Too many armies
Too many armies
Too many armies
Too many armies
Too many armies
Too many armies
Too many armies

(REPEAT FOR TWO HOURS OR UNTIL TIME FOLDS IN ON ITSELF, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST)