The Jayne Mansfield Story

Until tonight, the only Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I’d never seen. Casting Ahhnuld as the narrator of this story, given his command of the English accent in the early 1980s, is ... not the choice I would have made. Still, you can see flashes of an emerging screen presence, even in this very forgettable TV movie centered around a pretty grating Loni Anderson performance. I didn’t exactly save the best for last. But it’s not the worst Schwarzenegger either.