Valentine's Day

A 124-minute clustermuck of celebrity cameos and jokes so hacky Henny Youngman would have been too embarrassed to deliver them. I liked exactly one (1) scene, and laughed a total of two (2) times. Hell is this movie and NEW YEAR'S EVE as a double feature.

(For the record, the one scene was Jennifer Garner getting revenge on her married boyfriend by disguising herself as a waitress and reading him and his wife the house "special" for a pig with its testicles cut off. Funny.)