Trying to recapture the same horror and wonder I experienced when I saw The Evil Dead for the first time on VHS.
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Mad Max: Fury Road 2015
Looking back, it’s fucking amazing how everyone just embraced a Mad Max movie. Crazy stunts that took us back to the ‘70s, dirt, dust, and grime, and a loud as fuck score that’s part-industrial, part-metal. And everyone was just like “okay, let’s do this!” There was no “it’s too loud!” No one said “these characters suck.” Everyone decided at once to take it all in, together. That hasn’t happened since Free Willy. Okay, maybe Independence Day but a lot of people did like Free Willy too.
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Conan the Destroyer 1984
Two movies, both ending the same with an elder Conan sitting on a throne and yet, we actually never see his rise to that throne and his kingdom built. We got all those goddamn Terminators after 1991 though. Son of a bitch. Medieval blue balls is what that is.
Destroyer is a little more Clash of the Titans with sets that look as though they were taken from Caligula after Tinto Brass filmed Helen Mirren’s asshole. The sequel isn’t as…
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The Loved Ones 2009
I said no to a girl once. She stole my Kid Rock cd. In retrospect, I should have thanked her.
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The Doors 1991
“Jim Morrison is a drunken buffoon posing as a poet.”
- Lester Bangs (Almost Famous)
You just know if Jim Morrison was alive today or sometime in the last decade, he’d be an annoying fuck on twitter. A flat-earther for sure, while promoting some all-natural rabbit pellet that humans can eat too. He’d have like 36 million followers and would tweet about Trump’s Space Force needing to get to the moon asap to save all…
