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Favorite films

  • Poor Things
  • La La Land
  • Phantom Thread
  • Princess Mononoke

Recent activity

  • Bobi Wine: The People's President

  • 20 Days in Mariupol

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


  • Baby Driver


Recent reviews

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    You will be happy :) 

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year


    I still vividly remember watching this in a packed theater in 2008. It was one of, if not, the greatest cinematic experiences of my life (it‘s up there with Hannah Montana: The Movie and Oppenheimer). 

    If it were up to me, Zac Efron would be a Grammy and Oscar winner by now.

Popular reviews

  • The Room

    The Room


    I only trust people who rate this movie a full 5 stars or 1/2 stars. Anything between that is not acceptable.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    Okay so two things I learned today:

    1. Don‘t kill a seagull
    2. Don‘t spill your beans

    Make of that what you want.
    Also this was not gay enough.