I did a presentation on Andy Warhol in school today. In a section devoted to his films and short films I mentioned a few of his most well known. Starting of course with Chelsea Girls, then Lonesome Cowboys, Sleep, Empire, and ending with Blow Job. I phrased it in the most professional way I could:

"He also did a 35 minute short film on oral sex"

This was considered very amusing by the class, but I stayed stone cold and…