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  • The Barn Part II

    ★★★

  • Critters: A New Binge

    ★★★

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  • The Barn Part II

    The Barn Part II

    ★★★

    Haven't seen the first one (yet) but a quick recap is done via campfire story plus flashbacks at the beginning, so I felt caught up to speed enough I didn't completely regret just diving into this one

    Cheesy bloody and super silly, all aspects that can do a lot to win me over. The final third is where things kinda fall apart in the not-good way that doesn't do enough to sink it for me completely, but still has me…

  • Critters: A New Binge

    Critters: A New Binge

    ★★★

    First, props to the person who put this on Dailymotion a few months ago. Came to Shudder right before COVID then got wiped from existence aside from it. Everyone who wanted the streaming era is dead for life to me, you basically tried to cripple the industry and Netflix and Zaslav are merely speeding that up; thank god you'll all lose in the end, but I hope the creative casualties in the meantime are minimal and we can preserve what…

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  • Host

    Host

    ★★★★★

    unfollow me if you felt bad for Jemma, like girl literally all you had to do was be Respectful For 10 Minutes and you couldn't even do it

  • Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ★★★★★

    The first 35 minutes of this are the best miniseries content of the year, easily

    I feel terrible for Evan Peters with how frequently he's asked to play the most awful people imaginable, but at this point it's hard to deny he's one of the best at it