Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ½

i swear on my life i've never seen anything or anyone as cowardly, as scared to fucking Death of taking one single risk, as this film's existence was for 2.5 mercifully slow hours

much longer review in the future, possibly as early as tomorrow. and no, i'm not ever watching this fucking trash again. i gave Phantom Menace a second chance; this hasn't earned one

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