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5 = moon
4.5 = river
4 = stars
3.5 = rain
3 = snow
2.5 = sun
2 = sand
1.5 = grass
1 =…

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  • Hostel

    Hostel

    ★★

    what do you do when the most important person in your life tests positive for covid? watch hostel and cry, i guess.

  • Godzilla vs. Hedorah

    Godzilla vs. Hedorah

    ★★★★½

    comfort watching while the world fucking burns.

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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★½

    Anna Paquin is the only human one here and I’m confused as to why Marty seems so uninterested in her story.

  • Personal Shopper

    Personal Shopper

    ★★★★½

    I too was ashamed to admit that the only time I can make myself cum is when imagining I am someone else. I have never seen myself as extending into the realm of sexuality, not in my mind's eye. It is too much to pretend I am who the world sees me as publicly, to refuse to do so privately is exciting. Forbidden. I shop in the boys section too, but feeling lace against my vagina excites me. Pretending I…