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  • Death Valley

    ★★

  • Psycho Goreman

    ★★★★

  • Sukkubus

    ★★★½

  • The Forever Purge

    ★★★½

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  • Death Valley

    Death Valley

    ★★

    Feels like a tiny step up from a Syfy channel original monster movie in story and characters. The monster is okay, but it just feels like it wandered away from Resident Evil. Overall very meh.

  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman

    ★★★★

    This is insanely fun and really stands out from the crowd of "80s reboots"! It's like if you slapped a sappy kid flick together with gore and practical effect costumes straight out of a Tokusatsu series (or a Gwar music video). The fact that one kid is a straight up psychopath and her brother knows she can end him at any time is perfect, since you get to see the difference in interactions. It's hilarious when the boy she has a crush on is turned into a giant tentacled brain and she doesn't even seem to mind.

    Watched with Jason.

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  • Blood Diner

    Blood Diner

    ★★★½

    I liked Blood Feast, but this made me 20x happier that I had seen it beforehand. The levels of silly here almost reach Troma and there are so many obviously fake body parts flying left and right! I appreciate that they didn't go for some fake swirly effect when someone got hypnotized, just a wide eyed stare.

    That ending is just wild, you got lazer beam eyes shooting people and a loud punk song about a stud pony and a…

  • Sukkubus

    Sukkubus

    ★★★½

    This is at least my third of these atmospheric mountain-set isolated witchcraft/demon Euro films. I'm starting to think it needs a subgenre title: Folk Mountain or something. 3 really hard-up Alpen herdsmen make a really ugly sex doll that manages to gain life through a demon and fuck with them a whole lot. I love that every interaction with the voluptuous demon involves them trying to jump her bones, including trying to get their bull in on it too. She's a sneaksy one though and she will just disappear or turn back into that doll. Thanks for another oddity, Mondo Macabro!

    Watched with Jason.