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  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting


    nothing better represents the wild misappropriation of elliott smith’s music in this film when between the bars is used in a sex scene immediately followed by the line “the leprechaun’s got his dick in the monkey’s ass”

  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

    thinking about how ‘peter davison’ is credited as composer only for there to be complete silence during every transitional shot. that’s on indeterminacy baby

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  • Hamilton


    okay, i hate hamilton. i hate literally every aspect about hamilton. each time i hear someone praise hamilton, talk about hamilton, even utter the word hamilton, my desire to throw my head into an oven grows stronger.

    first of all, the entire concept behind hamilton is so stupid it’s arguably offensive. it’s a musical about slave owners - portrayed by black people. really? if i were to describe hamilton in such a way to someone fortunately unaware of its existence,…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    the lighthouse is, at it's core, a film about having fun with your friends