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  • Excision

    Excision

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    As someone who’s fascinated by the combination of psycho-sexuality and horror, whilst having an intense phobia of surgery and the human body, Excision spoke to me on every level. Not only is this a coming-of-age film through that framework, it doubly manages to be a humorous satire of the typical traditionalist-conservative suburban family. Mix those two ideas in a blender and you’re left with a horribly tragic tale of a sexually repressed teenager whose refuges of safety, from her home…

  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    Β½

    Anytime I started to mildly laugh, the filmmakers stretched what little life there was out of the joke. Faux transgressive and offering close to nothing substantial beyond gross-out-visuals, The Greasy Strangler is an exhaustive exercise in depravity that misunderstands the sincerity of John Waters’ work. I could tolerate intentionally poor acting, writing, etc. if the film had a pointβ€”unfortunately, as Jeff Goldblum famously proclaimed in Jurassic Park...

    β€œThey were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.β€œ

    ...and that just about sums it up.

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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

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    This is a totally normal movie. Nothing different about it at all.

  • BALL OF BEES #1

    BALL OF BEES #1

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    Really wonderful sound design and the only other thought I’m left with is that WWF should commission some bee propaganda from David Lynch.Β 

    β€œIt’s such a sadness that you think the natural food chain can survive without ffffucking honeybees. Get real.” 

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  • Came Back Haunted

    Came Back Haunted

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    A Lynchian fever dream with waaaaaay too much flashing for its own good.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    Β½

    At least X-Men: The Last Stand makes me feelΒ an intense hatred for Hollywood. This movie makes me feel nothing.Β 


    That’s it, that’s the review.