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  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Gone Girl
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Virgin Suicides

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  • Final Destination 5

    ★★★★½

  • The Final Destination

    ★★★

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★★★½

  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★

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  • Final Destination 5

    Final Destination 5

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my favorite part was when candice folded like a lawn chair.

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ★★★

    we just lost a really hot milf. 

    i have this teeny tiny irrational fear of escalators completely falling apart and sucking me in only because when i was in the 9th grade i was in a friend group with this one kid and he sent a link to a website in our group chat and it was a bunch of gorey videos. i knew the context, but was still compelled and i watched a few of people falling off and in escalators and now i’m terrified that that might happen to me even though the chances of that happening are probably a billion to one.

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  • It

    It

    ★★★★½

    hey, eddie, these your birth control pills? 
    yeah, and i’m saving it for your sister. 

    me:
    the losers club:
    richie: yeah! and that’s why i fucked your mom!

  • The Final Girls

    The Final Girls

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i can’t believe we’re just gonna casually watch someone get murdered. what is this, detroit?

    when she woke up in the hospital, max realized that she was still wearing the friendship bracelet that her mom, or “nancy,” gave her. when the bracelet is shown to the viewers, you can see that the colors used were pink, purple, and blue. what this means is that nancy was canonically bisexual and in a relationship with tina. in this essay i will-