• The Perfect Dream

    The Perfect Dream



    Typed Review in Progress

  • Goofy's Grandma

    Goofy's Grandma



    Typed Review in Progress

  • Heavy Metal

    Heavy Metal

    𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚊


    This looks like an '80s version of "Love, Death & Robots" but produced by Pornhub.

  • Titan A.E.

    Titan A.E.



    The opening scene is honestly scary WHAT THE FUCK

  • UglyDolls


    Derek Norris


    Sometimes my daughter earns her daddy/daughter movie dates when the pickings are slim. At least I was able to hang out with my girl and eat junk food. 

    The first ten to twenty minutes, everything just came out in such bright and loud bile like exposition, I just felt underwhelmingly overwhelmed. Or was I overwhelmingly underwhelmed? 

    Anywho, my daughter was asking to go to the arcade during the “climatic” third act. I told her to hang on because it’s “almost…

  • Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters

    Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters

    Paul Davis


    My god this was so much more boring than I expected. So little Godzilla, and then when we do see him he is animated so strangely that he looks sort of like he’s covers in tin foil. Hoping the other two aren’t as tedious.

  • Hercules




    While the soundtrack is great and the performances are strong, I can't help but feel that there's something missing from Hercules. Part of it is that the first third of the movie is all pretty much fluff. I like the foundational relationship Herc has with his mortal parents, but it's also extremely depressing that they never get brought up again. They loved him and raised him as their child for years and then as soon as he goes on his…

  • Fantasia


    Gui Lago


    I would have given five stars if this were just Mickey's short. Even with Mickey being slapped in the face.

    I know it's beautiful and in every possible way artistic, but it wasn't what I was hoping for. It's not a kid's movie or an adult movie. A movie for those who love orchestra perhaps, which I like, but not that much.

    As I learn the concept of an "ambient movie", I wonder if Walt was so risky or if he just smoked something different the day he decided to do it.

  • Music Land

    Music Land



    I love animation and I love music. This short was practically made for me. I think this is almost as great as Fantasia in my book. Probably also my favorite Disney short.

  • Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow

    Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow



    At least Ultron was actually a good villain this time around. Too bad everything else about this movie is so bland.

  • A Goofy Movie

    A Goofy Movie

    Renée Gerald

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. Cinematic Excellence.

  • Pocahontas




    This movie has stunning visuals. The score is second to none. The storyline, theme and plots are rich and exciting. The tell a far greater story than what was protrayed. It’s a must-see movie