erica’s review published on Letterboxd:
Outrageous moments that happened while watching this:
1. Bella justifying murder just because It's Edward.
2. Edward being over 100 years old and not knowing how to have safe sex.
3. Bella having a complete meal consisting of peanut butter, unseasoned chicken, and plain yogurt.
4. Bella not knowing how to use toothpaste.
5. An abortion debate in a twilight film? It's more likely than you think.
6. The werewolves somehow having clothes on when they shift back to humans despite being known that when they shift into wolves their clothes are ripped off.
7. Bella coming up with the most white ass names for the baby EJ (Edward Jacob) and Reneesme.
8. JACOB IMPRINTING ON THE FUCKING BABY!!! WHAT!!!